You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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