We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
