about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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