he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
