you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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