is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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