found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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