apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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