No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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