hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
