haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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