All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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