Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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