I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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