Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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