Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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