I have demons in me.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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