Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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