have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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