The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she pinky promised me she was 18
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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