saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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