Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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