it hurts more in the daytime
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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