so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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