Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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