Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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