your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
How external is "for external use only"?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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