Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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