I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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