...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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