Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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