She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
