It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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