Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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