i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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