I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
