Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Someone signed my nipple.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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