I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
