If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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