how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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