the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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