normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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