8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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