One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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