You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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