Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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