We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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