Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
