I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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