you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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