But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
